Quotes of the Week
NINA at STOCKYARD with yet more crackers
Q. Goodness we haven’t seen you for a while how have you been?
A. I’m OK but I am really missing all the shouting and stress of the industry I can’t wait to get back!!!
Q. Can I hire your mock meat carcasses?
A. Of course
Q. That's great, and one more thing will I need a refrigerated lorry to transport them? (you know who you are Mr J...)!
Q. Do you have a chest freezer that could represent an image of Iceland?
Q. I don't know what this is but do you have a double-handed saw?
A. No, but would you like a left-handed screw driver?
Q. Do you have and hire some real shotguns?
A. Not with the current climate and the fake Bond buyer taking all our stock!!
Q. Do you think you could get me some garden gnomes props - but I don't want any garden gnomes!
...and courtesy of Clutter:
Q. Do you have a 1950’s desk with leather top?
A. Yes
Q. How much?
A. £80 for the week
Q. Oh, would it be cheaper without the legs?!
